Friday, November 28, 2025

To Sift Through Bitter Ashes (Grails Covenant Trilogy #1) by David Niall Wilson review

    TO SIFT THROUGH BITTER ASHES by David Niall Wilson is the first of the Grails Covenant Trilogy. The Vampire: The Masquerade franchise was once one of the biggest in the tabletop gaming world and in the Nineties and early Two Thousands, they created hundreds of novels set in the World of Darkness. The Grails Covenant trilogy was set during the Vampire: The Dark Ages period, specifically in the aftermath of the First Crusade.

    The premise is that a Lasombra vampire named Montravant has decided that he can use the Holy Grail to increase his power. Obviously, to do that he needs to first acquire it. Forming a order of holy knights with the help of Hugh DePanyen (real life co-founder of the Knights Templar), Montrovant sends his charges to Jerusalem. Along the way, Montrovant finds out that the future base of the Knights Templar is built over a powerful supernatural’s base that may hold the secret he desires. An ancient Nosferatu, Kli Kodesh, also seeks to involve himself in Montrovant’s scheme for pure amusement.

    David Niall Wilson is an expert in the First Crusade period and manages to properly depict the immense stresses the Kingdom of Jerusalem was suffering during the period. Politics and religion compete as the guiding force for the young state even as individuals take advantage of their incompatible goals. The vampire politics of the Pre-Camarilla era are less developed but no less interesting as individual undead play with the locals like chess pieces.

    The book benefits from the deliberate values dissonance of the period with the Templars considering the Muslims to be heathen pagans who need to be destroyed while otherwise being incredibly devoted men of God. The vampires have their own surreal views with Montrovant believing in religion only as a form of magic, Kli Kodesh viewing eternity as something endlessly boring, and the villainous Santos having lived longer than the Abrahmic faiths so he finds them all somewhat silly.

    This is a book without romance and there’s scarcely any female characters either. Minor flaw as this may be, it is a book that heavily gets into issues of faith and power. It really captures the social combat element of Vampire: The Masquerade. Everything is about politicking, manipulation, and building relationships among multiple characters before things explode into violence. Thankfully, the actual lore is pretty sparse and you could read this with no real knowledge of the tabletop game setting.

    I think my favorite character of the book has to be Kli Kodesh, who is a vampire older than Christianity but converted to it. Other vampires consider him to be mad, though, because he makes wild and outlandish (even blasphemous) claims about having known Jesus in life. He might be telling the truth or not but none of the Christian vampires would believe him while the pagan ones hold the religion in contempt anyway. For those who don’t mind a little religion in their books (written by a counterculture author), then this is handled very well.

    In conclusion, To Sift Through Bitter Ashes is a fantastic book and one that I recommend be listened to on audiobook versus in text form. This isn’t because the text version isn’t enjoyable on its own but because Joshua Saxon does a fantastic job narrating as well as bringing the various characters alive. This isn’t Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade but more like Kingdom of Heaven with fangs.

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Friday, November 21, 2025

Clan Novel: Malkavian by Stewart Wieck

    CLAN NOVEL: MALKAVIAN by Stewart Wieck is the ninth novel of the Clan Novel series. The Clan Novel series of VAMPIRE: THE MASQUERADE and the larger World of Darkness was an attempt to do a round robin kind of story that illustrated each of the thirteen clans. Some of the books were great, others so-so, and others still have complicated feelings from me. This is one of the complicated ones as I think it’s a great book in some parts and downright incomprehensible in others.

    The premise is Anatole, the Prophet of Gehenna, is an eight hundred year old Kindred who is driven by his incomprehensible visions. His companion, who is unnamed in the book and may not even exist, follows him around as Anatole attempts to figure out how the current events fit into the larger road to the apocalypse. Meanwhile, Prince Benison of Atlanta awakens from torpor and plots his revenge against the Sabbat. Simultaneously, Victoria Ash returns to Atlanta with the goal of executing her former torturer.

    Anatole is one of my favorite characters in Vampire: The Masquerade but he’s barely recognizable here. He claims to have lost his faith but there’s no real reason given for this and he still largely acts as a religious person. While I could figure out most of the metaphors and how they related to the larger Clan Novels, I have to say the Anatole portions were the least enjoyable part of the story. Surprisingly, I most enjoyed the Benison portions even as he was a former Confederate general. Benison wanting to avenge his dead wife was the most coherent motivation throughout the book.

    Victoria Ash is almost always 100% entertaining in any book she appears in. Her narcissistic personality mixed with the fact she can almost back up all of her claims of being the loveliest creature on Earth (as well as a ruthless predator) are endlessly amusing. Sadly, the book seems unwilling to let her actually succeed in her plans. The story also engages in manipulative revelations, giving false information about her relationship to Leopold that just serves to try to obfuscate later twists in the story.

    When Crossroad Press was contracted to reprint all of the original World of Darkness fiction in 2023, the Clan Novels were the first of the books to come out. There was also the attempt to do audiobooks for all of them. As a guy who experienced the books when they first came out in paperback form, I am doing my reread with both the ebook and audiobook editions.

    Of the two, I think the book is best experienced in audiobook format. Michael T. Bradley does a good job of narrating the various sections of the Clan Novel as well as the many individual characters. I think this is the best way to enjoy the entirety of the Clan Novels and while I enjoyed the books in text form in the Nineties, I feel they’re something fantastic in listened form.

    In conclusion, Malkavian isn’t my favorite of the Clan Novels. It has a lot going for it but it tries a little too hard to make Anatole’s sections completely incomprehensible and full of metaphor versus actually giving him a personality to enjoy. Despite this, we’re almost to the end of the series and a lot of plot points are finally coming to a close. The clan novels were a fascinating experience in tabletop gaming fiction and one that I still recommend decades later.

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Thursday, November 13, 2025

Straight outta Fangton is free from Nov 13 to 18th!

FROM THE BEST SELLING AUTHOR OF THE SUPERVILLAINY SAGA:

Peter Stone is a poor black vampire who is wondering where his nightclub, mansion, and sports car are. Instead, he is working a minimum wage job during the night shift as being a vampire isn’t all that impressive in a world where they’ve come out to mortals. Exiled from the rich and powerful undead in New Detroit, he is forced to go back when someone dumps a newly-transformed vampire in the bathroom of his gas station’s store. This gets him fangs-deep in a plot of vampire hunters, supernatural revolutionaries, and a millennium-old French knight determined to wipe out the supernatural.

Sometimes, it just doesn’t pay to get out of the coffin.

Set in the world of The United States of Monsters.

Amazon Link: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01KNHICCC

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The United States of Monsters series is something I've loved creating. A humorous urban fantasy series that follows a variety of heroes dealing with the consequences of their world being exposed. Psycho Killers in Love is an homage to Eighties slashers and also the fun of romance between absolute pairs of opposites. 

All three of the Fangton books are available in a collection now.



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Wednesday, November 12, 2025

Dispatch (2025) review


     DISPATCH by Adhoc games (in conjunction with Critical Role) is a visual novel video game with an interesting minigame: you are a 911-esque dispatcher who dispatches superheroes to various crises great and small across the greater Los Angeles area. It’s an interesting premise and I was interested in both the Invincible-esque art style as well as the fact it seemed to be a superhero dramedy. As the author of the Supervillainy Saga, I absolutely am the kind of guy who this game is made for.

    The premise is you are Robert Robertson III (Aaron Paul), the third Mecha Man in a line stretching back to the Golden Age of Superheroes. His grandfather died in his super science suit and his father was assassinated by supervillains. Now it’s Robert’s turn! Yay! Well, Robert attempts to avenge his father by going after the mysterious Shroud (Matt Mercer) and ends up getting his suit trashed. Robert is more Peter Parker than Tony Stark and lacks both the cash as well as the scientific expertise to fix the suit. He is done.

    Incredibly depressed by the circumstances, he is about to retire with his black and white corgi, Beef, when he’s approached by the beautiful Supergirl-esque Blonde Blazer (Erin Yvette). Blonde Blazer works for SDR, a for profit superhero rescue company, and they need more heroes to help with their program of redeeming supervillains. She also is incredibly inappropriate during the job interview and you get to understand that this is also a dating simulator! Robert is given the additional carrot than just steady employment in his chosen field by Blazer saying that SDN can rebuild his mecha suit.

    Essentially, the joke is that SDR isn’t exactly a very important corporation and if it makes a lot of money then it isn’t passing it down to its employees. Z-Team is composed of C-List supervillains like Sonar, a cryptocurrency white collar criminal who is a man bat, and Punch Up who is 3ft tall but has super strength. The most important character is Invisigal (Laura Bailey), who is another love interest, and Chase (Jeffrey Wright) who was a friend to Robbie growing up.

    The story is more or the opposite of the Suicide Squad as Robert doesn’t use explosive collars but snark combined with trust to try to build up the team’s morale as well as work on making them better people. Invisigal serves as the Veronica to Blazer’s Betty, being a reformed criminal and snarky thief that immediately takes a love-hate to Robert. Your decisions will determine who will love, hate, and respect you. It’s very heartwarming if you understand that this is game is incredibly earnest despite its many dirty jokes. How dirty? There’s a nudity and profanity censor you can turn on.

    The actual gameplay is pretty mid with a bunch of QTE fighting prompts, a hacking minigame, and the primary gameplay that involves selecting heroes for whatever crises that pop up during Robert’s workday. These missions are all done in percentages and it is impossible to get all of them correct. There’s a lot of humor in the minigame as well with some of the requests being for help moving to helping a baby kaiju get back to its home volcano.

    The biggest fault is that it’s rather on the short side and it’s very easy to complete the gameplay sections. It’s very easy to complete the entire game in four to five hours. You can replay it and I absolutely am going to. Despite this, I loved the characters and their banter so much that I think it would have been a fantastic animated series. Indeed, I hope they consider doing one like Netflix’s Castlevania or Devil May Cry.

    In conclusion, Dispatch is a really solid piece of entertainment. It’s on the short side and the gameplay is mediocre but it’s probably the most fun visual novel or Telltale-esque game I’ve played since the original Walking Dead or Game of Thrones. I love Blonde Blazer, Invisigal, Phenomaman, Prism, and Malevola. All of the characters are enjoyable, though, and I loved their increasing bond.

8.5/10 

Sunday, November 2, 2025

Crossroad Press has re-released 100+ World of Darkness novels


Crossroad Press has begun re-releasing the original White Wolf fiction produced in the Nineties. They re-released the Dark Age Clan Novels, Clan Novels, and Grail Covenant Trilogy a few of years ago but now have the contract for all of the books. Recently, they’ve started re-releasing the rest! These books were a huge influence on my United States of Monsters series and I thought I’d share what’s now available.

Note: These books are also available on other sites like Barnes and Noble. I just shared Amazon because it is the most commonly used.

Initial Release(s)


The Clan Novel Series

  1. Clan Novel: Toreador by Stewart Wieck
  2. Clan Novel: Tzimisce by Eric Griffin
  3. Clan Novel: Gangrel by Gherbod Fleming
  4. Clan Novel: Setite by Kathleen Ryan
  5. Clan Novel: Ventrue by Gherbod Fleming
  6. Clan Novel: Lasombra by Richard E. Dansky
  7. Clan Novel: Assamite by Gherbod Fleming
  8. Clan Novel: Ravnos by Kathleen Ryan
  9. Clan Novel: Malkavian by Justin Achilli
  10. Clan Novel: Giovanni by Justin Achilli
  11. Clan Novel: Brujah by Gherbod Fleming
  12. Clan Novel: Tremere by Eric Griffin
  13. Clan Novel: Nosferatu by Gherbod Fleming
  14. Clan Novel Anthology by Various
  15. Clan Novel Lasombra Trilogy 1#: Shards by Bruce Baugh
  16. Clan Novel Lasombra Trilogy 2#: Shadows by Bruce Baugh
  17. Clan Novel Lasombra Trilogy 3#: Sacrifices by Bruce Baugh
  18. Clan Novel Trilogy: Brujah #1: Slave Ring by Tim Dedopulos
  19. Clan Novel Trilogy: Brujah #2: The Overseer by Tim Dedopulos
  20. Clan Novel Trilogy: Brujah #3: The Puppet Masters by Tim Dedopulos
  21. Clan Novel Trilogy: Tremere #1: Widow’s Walk by Eric Griffin
  22. Clan Novel Trilogy: Tremere #2: Widow’s Weeds by Eric Griffin
  23. Clan Novel Trilogy: Tremere #3: Widow’s Might by Eric Griffin

Dark Age Clan Novels

  1. Dark Ages Clan Novel: Nosferatu by Gherbod Fleming
  2. Dark Ages Clan Novel: Assamite by Stefan Petrucha
  3. Dark Ages Clan Novel: Cappadocian by Andrew Bates
  4. Dark Ages Clan Novel: Setite by Kathleen Ryan
  5. Dark Ages Clan Novel: Lasombra by David Niall Wilson
  6. Dark Ages Clan Novel: Ravnos by Sarah Roark
  7. Dark Ages Clan Novel: Malkavian by Ellen Kiley
  8. Dark Ages Clan Novel: Brujah by Myranda Kalis
  9. Dark Ages Clan Novel: Toreador by Janet Trautvetter
  10. Dark Ages Clan Novel: Gangrel by Tim Waggoner
  11. Dark Ages Clan Novel: Tremere by Sarah Roark
  12. Dark Ages Clan Novel: Ventrue by Matthew McFarland
  13. Dark Ages Clan Novel: Tzimisce by Myranda Kalis

Grail Covenant Trilogy

  1. To Sift Through Bitter Ashes by David Niall Wilson
  2. To Speak in Lifeless Tongues by David Niall Wilson
  3. To Dream of Dreamers by David Niall Wilson

Secondary Release(s)


Trilogy of the Blood Curse

  1. The Devil’s Advocate by Gherbod Fleming
  2. The Winnowing by Gherbod Fleming
  3. Dark Prophecy by Gherbod Fleming

Dark Prince Duology

  1. Dark Prince by Keith Herber
  2. Prince of the City by Keith Herber

Demon: The Fallen

  1. Lucifer’s Shadow: Tales of Fallen Angels by Various
  2. Ashes and Angel Wings (Trilogy of the Fallen #1) by Greg Stolze
  3. The Seven Deadlies (Trilogy of the Fallen #2) by Greg Stolze
  4. The Wreckage of Paradise (Trilogy of the Fallen #3) by Greg Stolze

Exalted

  1. A Day Dark as Night by Carl Bowen
  2. Relic of the Dawn by David Niall Wilson
  3. In Northern Twilight by Jess Hartley
  4. Pillar of the Sun by Carl Bowen
  5. A Shadow over Heaven’s Eye by Tim Waggoneer
  6. Trilogy of the Second Age: Chosen of the Sun by Richard Dansky
  7. Trilogy of the Second Age: Beloved of the Dead by Richard Dansky
  8. Trilogy of the Second Age: Children of the Dragon by Richard Dansky

Horizon War Trilogy

  1. The Road to Hell by Robert Weinberg
  2. The Ascension Warrior by Robert Weinberg
  3. War in Heaven by Robert Weinberg

Mummy: The Resurrection

  1. Heralds of the Storms (Year of the Scarab #1) by Andrew Bates
  2. Lay down with Lions (Year of the Scarab #2) by Andrew Bates
  3. Land of the Dead (Year of the Scarab #3) by Andrew Bates

Predator and Prey

Vampire: The Requiem

  1. A Hunger like Fire by Greg Stolze
  2. Blood In, Blood Out by Lucien Soulban
  3. The Marriage of Virtue and Viciousness by Greg Stolze

Victorian Age Vampire

  1. A Morbid Initiation by Philippe Boulle
  2. The Madness of Priests by Philippe Boulle
  3. The Wounded King by Philippe Boulle

Werewolf: The Apocalypse

  1. When Will You Rage? by Various
  2. Shadow Lords and Get of Fenris (Tribe Novels #1) by Gherbod Fleming and Eric Griffin
  3. Silent Striders & Black Furies (Tribe Novels #2) by Gherbod Fleming and Carl Bowen
  4. Red Talons & Fianna (Tribe Novels #3) by Phillipe Boulle and Eric Griffin
  5. Bone Gnawers & Stargazers (Tribe Novels #4) by Bill Bridges and Justin Achilli

World of Darkness

  1. On a Darkling Plain by Richard Lee Byers
  2. Pomegranates Full and Fine by Don Bassingthwaite
  3. City of Darkness: Unseen by Erin Kelly
  4. As One Dead by Erin Kelly
  5. World of Darkness: Chicago: Three Shades of Night by Various

Wraith: The Oblivion and Orpheus

  1. Haunting the Dead (Orpheus) by Stefan Petrucha
  2. The Ebon Mask (Wraith: The Oblivion) by Richard Lee Byers 
  3. Beyond the Shroud by Rick Hautala (Wraith: The Oblivion)

Audiobook Adaptations

  1. Dark Prince by Keith Herber, narrated by Gary Noon
  2. Prince of the City (Dark Prince) by Keith Herber, narrated by Gary Noon
  3. Toreador (Clan Novel #1) by Stewart Wieck, narrated by Kathy Bell Denton
  4. Tzimsice (Clan Novel #2) by Eric Griffin, narrated by George Kuch
  5. Gangrel (Clan Novel #3) by Gherbod Fleming, narrated by Beth Stewart
  6. Setite (Clan Novel #4) by Kathleen Ryan, narrated by Al Kessel
  7. Ventrue (Clan Novel #5) by Gherbod Fleming, narrated by Al Kessel
  8. Lasombra (Clan Novel #6) by Richard E. Dansky, narrated by Amber McCulloch
  9. Ravnos (Clan Novel #8) by Kathleen Ryan, narrated by Nicholas Cain
  10. Malkavian (Clan Novel #9) by Stewart Wieck, narrated by Michael T. Bradley
  11. Giovanni (Clan Novel #10) by Justin Achilli, narrated by Kyle Maraglio 
  12. To Sift Through Bitter Ashes (Grail Covenant #1) by David Niall Wilson, narrated by Joshua Saxon
  13. The Devil’s Advocate (Trilogy of the Blood Curse, Book 1) by Gherbod Fleming, narrated by Dylan Thomas
  14. The Winnowing (Trilogy of the Blood Curse, Book 2) by Gherbod Fleming, narrated by Dylan Thomas
  15. Dark Prophecy (Trilogy of the Blood Curse, Book 3) by Gherbod Fleming, narrated by Dylan Thomas
  16. Widow’s Walk (Clan Novel Trilogy: Tremere #1) by Eric Griffin, narrated by Cathi Colas
  17. A Day as Dark as Night (Exalted) by Carl Bowen, narrated by Xenia Willacey
  18. Beyond the Shroud (Wraith: The Oblivion) by Rick Hautala, narrated by Craig Van Ness

Monday, October 27, 2025

How the Second Inquisition will end

 
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    It's been awhile since our last Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition article but that was mostly due to my attention being drawn to other personal projects. However, the thing about my love of V:TM is it is as timeless as the immortals it depicts. In this case, today's article is about an interesting subject for Storytellers: how the Second Inquisition can be resolved as a plot in your campaign.

    This may strike players and STs alike as a strange idea. After all, 5th Edition went to an elaborate length to set up the Second Inquisition as a permanent change to the status quo. It has its own supplement and everything. However, the Second Inquisition is a controversial element because it either must continue to its natural conclusion (victory, the Masquerade broken, vampires destroyed) or defeat. Unlike the Sabbat, Camarilla, and Anarchs there is no status quo between the living and dead. The war must accelerate, expand, peter out, or some other combination of events.

    In out-of-game terms, the Second Inquisition is fine to have something lurking the background of most campaigns. V:TM characters are the opposite of most tabletop games in that their protagonists are perfectly fine with saying, "Not my problem" when dealing with larger campaign issues. However, for those who want longer-lasting Transylvania Chronicles campaigns or to involve PCs in global events then they might want to "resolve" this plot. So here is eight suggestions for how events may play out in the future of the World of Darkness. 

    Mind you, one of the most realistic things about the World of Darkness is that its politics are profoundly messy and any of these following suggestions could well end up being combined with others or morphing into wholly different ideas. A few of these are inappropriate for continuing campaigns like Leopold's Triumphant and Broken Masquerade but these might be interesting epilogues or perhaps the start of a wholly different sort of game. The rest are devoted instead to showing how the Second Inquisition will lose the war as I believe is probably more likely in most games.

1:] Leopold Triumphant (Inquisition Victory): The "Second Inquisition Wins" scenario where they successfully manage to destroy vampire society as we know it. The Camarilla falls, the Anarchs are scattered, and the Sabbat is left as a continuing plague of individual members making hordes of shovelheads to assault humanity like pop-ups of plague. Leopold Triumphant is a narrative where vampires were unable to unite against the threat and the Second Inquisition remains cooperative as well as perhaps gains the patronage of other supernaturals. 

    The Masquerade remains intact in this scenario, at least regarding the general public, and the surveillance state keeps all remaining blank body "samples" in special prisons. Thin Bloods are experimented on along with those who are still human enough to harnessed. Weapons of mass destruction like vampire diseases or immunizations for humanity may have been deployed. 

    The Second Inquisition may soon turn its attention to other supernaturals even if it is patronized but for now they simply loom over a world that is vampire free. The Antediluvians still live in this world, though, and many other ancients who simply will wait out this disaster to spread the curse anew. The player characters may be among the few survivors of vampire society living in small rural communities or the underground of a major city with strict protocols to avoid getting caught. Preventing this scenario is also something some players might be inclined to do, either with a Malkavian vision of what is to come or a last ditch effort by a Nosferatu hacker who is not believed by his superiors due to the information coming from computers.

2:] Broken Masquerade (Neutral): The Second Inquisition makes a calculated decision that the only way to maintain their momentum against the blank body scourge is to come clean. The Masquerade is broken repeatedly and in such a way as to be undeniable. The leaders think that humanity will unite and destroy the undead menace. Unfortunately, for the Inquisition, they have forgotten that mankind cannot collectively agree water is wet. 

    Some react with hatred, horror, and a desire to eradicate the undead. Others, however, believe them to be victims of a terrible disease or people that can be coexisted with. Others still don't care about the morality of it and see only a cure for death, illness, and the mundanity of their lives. The world is re-arranged among vampire kingdoms, vampire war zones, and places with elaborate sets of laws to deal with the undead. Other supernaturals may struggle with the fact they are also outed but do not wish to be lumped with humanity's predators. The Second Inquisition loses its greatest weapon during this time: unaccountability.

3:] Divided They Fall (Kindred Victory): The Second Inquisition is a house of cards united only their fear of the undead. Hatred is a poor unifier, though, especially when dealing with global phenomenon. It can carry you far but not over the finish line. The Arcanum, Society of Leopold, Special Affairs Division, Bob Snoblin, and various other hunter orgs have fundamentally incompatible goals. Eventually, someone will want to make deals with the Kindred or use them or destroy only the "bad ones" before things start falling apart. 

    The SI is divided by geography, nation state, ideology, and religion. Eventually, suspicion and distrust will take root even without Kindred recognizing this. The SI doesn't so much end as it dramatically scales down its efforts to focus on local groups. It may even sabotage the efforts of others, viewing them as traitors or rivals. Information and resource sharing ceases until the Kindred find themselves in a more dangerous world but one wholly manageable.

4:] Corruption from Within (Kindred Victory): At the end of the day, the only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for it to have more money. The Kindred defeated the First Inquisition via the Masquerade but also a steady campaign undermining the Catholic Church. The Camarilla's stratagem is to find members of the Second Inquisition vulnerable to bribery, extortion, seduction, and the allure of immortality. Ironically, the Inquisition is better defended against mind control and the blood bond than it is a bag of cash or beautiful ghouls. The United States and other SI supporting nation states may find themselves under assault by Kindred pawns that cause the collapse of economies or government functionality as a whole.

     The SI is gradually co-opted until the true believers are purged and all that is left is another Camarilla puppet organization. The Society of Leopold may itself be purged as a "Far Right Italian terrorist organization."

5:] The Money Runs Out (Kindred Victory): Perhaps the least dramatic and most realistic ending to the Second Inquisition is the logistics they've been riding high on turn out to be far more ephemeral than they expected. The United States alphabet agencies provided the SI a massive war chest and its black budgets are not subject to typical scrutiny but massive doesn't mean infinite. Eventually, more mundane operations will want to know where their cut of the money has gone and those preserving the SI's secrecy will be hard pressed to answer without reading more people in (and that may lead to its own problems). 

    The undeclared war nature of the SI also hurts it. Only so many agents and soldiers can die before people start asking questions, especially if they're dying on home soil in unsanctioned ops. In this scenario, whole departments are dissolved as its members are downsized, reassigned, or jailed. Many of the less vital members of the SI may be thrown under the bus by their superiors who are more interested in covering their ass than protecting assets. 

6:] Diabolus Ex Machina (Kindred Victory): At the end of the day, the Second Inquisition has no idea what the hell they're actually fighting as they're primarily victorious over the dregs of Kindred society. Their greatest victories like London, Boston, Mexico City, Montreal, and Vienna were aided by insiders attempting to use them against their enemies. As the Technocracy discovered, there are Kindred so powerful that they might as well be gods. 

    In this scenario, the Antediluvians or their eldest progeny are roused to act and the Second Inquisition is helpless to stop them. Perhaps all of its members lose their memories of what they were doing, its buildings all empty out overnight, or something even more overtly supernatural like them disappearing. While out of player character's hands, barring them making a deal with Kupala to do it, it is a reminder that Gehenna is always seemingly around the corner.

7:] The Purge (Kindred Victory): The least subtle of the methods that the Second Inquisition might meet its end. The Camarilla may prefer subtler means but this isn't to say they're not capable of waging war in the Old Ways either. If the player characters or some other party can get hold of the identities of the Second Inquisition's leaders or even a huge chunk of its membership as a whole then the undead will eliminate them. Over the course of several months to a a year, seemingly random tragedies will wipe out several thousand individuals. Possibly their families as well (because Kindred are very thorough). 

    The Justicars learn quickly and the very methods the Second Inquisition used to identify Kindred can be turned to find the hunters. Whole bases will be destroyed and their contents carried off for study. The survivors will not know who to trust and will go to ground or become easy pickings. Conspiracy theorists may speculate about the unusual number of deaths of government employees but it will join the pile of other unsolved mysteries. The most paranoid of non-Second Inquisition agents will more likely blame Russia, ISIS, or Endron Oil than vampires.

8:] Blinded Eyes (Kindred Victory): As an alternative to wiping out the Second Inquisition is to render them completely impotent. Before the Inquisition took down Schrek.net, the Nosferatu had been working on creating their own Kindred-exclusive internet. Anarch Tremere were working on technomancy countermeasures to discovery. There are other supernaturals parties that had vested interest in mortals not poking into the supernatural (be they similar to the Glass Walkers or Virtual Adepts). Every Banu Haqim den or Tremere chantry will sell you a ring that gives you a Blush of Life effect in exchange for a minor boon. Custom cell phones link to Kupala.net that has defenses guaranteed by forces best not questioned but provide the same sort of protection Hunter.net once had for its soldiers.

    In this reality, the Second Inquisition's databases are corrupted as bound spirit AI wipe all relevant information despite their best attempts to preserve it. Common misinformation also renders all modern data-gathering on blank bodies unreliable. Most of the Second Inquisition believes the majority of vampirekind has been wiped out and rapidly scales back their operations to work on other projects. Time is, after all, on the Kindred's side.

Recommended Media: The Breed (movie), Daybreakers (movie), Fringe (TV show), The Laundry Files by Charles Stross (books), Slow Horses (TV show or books), True Blood, Ultraviolet (movie), Ultraviolet (TV series), X-men: Days of Future Past (comic, movie)

Wednesday, October 22, 2025

Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines 2 review

One sequel, uh uh, two sequel, uh uh.


    VAMPIRE: THE MASQUERADE: BLOODLINES 2 is a game that has been a long time coming. Not only from the original game in 2004 to 2025 but also the fact that the game was initially announced in 2015 and then got cancelled before being taken over by a new developer, leading to a development cycle of five years. The game was also put under an unusually intense microscope by fans due to the original's cult classic status as well as the fact that events included the high profile firings of both series creator Brian Mitsoda as well as Chris Avellone. So, really, the game had to either be the best game of all time or a train wreck of epic proportions. The absolute worst thing for reviews would be if the game was pretty good but nothing that shook the gates of heaven as Jack Burton would say.

    Oh dear.

    That is the opening summation of what is Bloodlines 2's biggest strength and biggest weaknesses. The game is fine, enjoyable, and you will get your money's worth by the time you finish it. However, if you're looking for a Dragon Age: Origin, you're probably going to be annoyed this is a Dragon Age 2. It's a much scaled down sequel and streamlined that lacks quite a bit of the customization of previous entries. The combat takes up an incredibly large portion of the game and Phyre will have killed the population of Tacoma, WA over the course of a week but that is probably the least enjoyable part of the game. 

    The strength of the game is exactly what they needed to get right and that is the atmosphere, characters, and world-building. No one visits the World of Darkness for the combat but the atmosphere, characters, and complicated noir plots. Okay, also = the sexy characters. For the most part, Bloodlines 2 delivers on this. Mind you, so did Swansong and there was a limit of how much could be excused by said factors. Bloodlines has better graphics and gameplay than Swansong by far but the heavy lifting of this game is absolutely being done by the writing team.

    The gameplay is functional but if I had any complaints about it, it's the fact that it seems immersion breaking. Phyre (and yes, there's a reason for that silly name) spends a good chunk of the game gliding from rooftop to rooftop like Batman and beating the crap out of several generic thug models. They ignore guns and melee weapons save those he can throw with telekinesis and the big difference between him and Bruce Wayne or Peter Parker is his executions of everyone at the end. I say this is immersion breaking because there's no reason he shouldn't be able to pick up guns and it's confusing to have Phyre called out for leaving a hotel of bodies in the tutorial when he/she kills a thousand or so mortals in this game. Seattle is apparently Night City now with endless hordes of psychotic criminals (there's a reason for that but it's revealed later in the game).

    The story is that Phyre ("The Nomad" - which I'm pretty sure the Ravnos and Gangrel have a trademark on) awakens from a hundred year torpor in Modern Day Seattle. They are incredibly weak with a magical mark draining their Elder Powers. Worse, there's a charming Phillip Marlowe-esque detective in their brain that was once a Malkavian deputy named Fabien. In what will surprise a lot of fans, while the Malkavian clan isn't playable, you'll spend almost a quarter of the game as Fabien. So there's plenty of Malkavian content in the game. Seattle has gone to hell in the past week with the Anarchs in revolt, the Prince dead, and the Sheriff on the verge of wightdom. Less obvious but familiar threats to the tabletop game will also show up.

    The dialogue system is the one most similar to Bloodlines (though it also gives you some Telltale-esque clues about people's behavior that isn't necessary). Phyre will have to negotiate the Camarilla Courts, dealing with the Anarchs, and so on. You will encounter arrogant vampires, sexy vampires, weepy vampires, and homicidal psychopath vampires. Some of them you will also be able to romance, though not two of the femmepires that I wanted to. There's no skill system in this game so you won't be able to use them in dialogue but your clothing will affect how some NPCs see you and is mostly going to come up during hunting.

    Plotline-wise, the game has a decent number of side-quests, each relating to the local Primogen, and the main quest that is a labyrinthine bunch of betrayals and counter betrayals. You can also kill a bunch of Anarchs on the rooftop and seek out specific mortals to feed on that is a mini-quest to lure them into locations that don't break the Masquerade. There's some mild tie-ins to Bloodlines 1 with characters and references but nothing too specific. The Santa Monica Memories DLC jukebox sadly gives the best music in the game.

    Roughly a quarter of the game is occupied by flashbacks to the life of Fabien the Malkavian Detective in your game. These sections are the best written of the game and Fabien is a likable protagonist but they're very on the rails. This is due to the fact that you can't climb, glide, or fight during the Fabien sections. You can speed up your walking but this seems like a section that would have done better to just have them all take place in one part of the map or perhaps have the switch happen in the main game so you can do them at your leisure.

    Are there areas that could have been improved and improved by updates? Oh yes. The lack of customization is something that should be addressed. If Phyre can have blue hair, they should be able to be multiple races. There's also only a single save slot and lack of manual save is just ridiculous. Even Swansong had three save slots. Lock on would dramatically improve the game's combat as the enemies move like they have magical rollerblades on. I play console but the game is already being modded so that should dramatically improve the game's shelf-life. I also wouldn't be offended if they somehow incorporated one or two of Brian Mitsoda's sidequests later on as part of their updates. Hint-hint.

    Which brings us to the constant fan question of: "Is it really Bloodlines 2?" Well, bluntly, that's just not really a question. Games redo their interfaces all the time. Oblivion to Skyrim. Fallout: New Vegas to Fallout 4. It's a decent single player action and dialogue-heavy Vampire: The Masquerade game that allows you to play the role of a customized vampire Elder. People will debate if it's an RPG or Bloodlines game forever but it's fun. Not quite as good as the original game but it's in the same ballpark and I don't care about lockpicking versus smashing locks and doors with telekinesis. I'm glad this was a same day purchase for me and I got about 40 hours from the game.

8/10